The difference between you and me is that when you wake up your nightmare ends.
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kgm42986:

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

OMG the last one 😹

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  • Dean:

    Is that a roll of quarters or are you just happy to see me?

  • Cas:

    No, that's my penis.

  • Dean:

    Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

  • Cas:

    Yes, Dean, I fell in a tree.

  • Dean:

    Do you come here often?

  • Cas:

    To Earth? Not really, the last time I was here was 2000 years ago.

  • Dean:

    You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.

  • Cas:

    No, I am not tired because I haven't been running, but thank you for your concern.

  • Dean:

    Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

  • Cas:

    No, the earth has not been 'rocked' by me, perhaps another angel.

  • Dean:

    I may not be a genie, but I can make all your dreams come true.

  • Cas:

    I don't dream.

  • Dean:

    Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you.

  • Cas:

    No, I'm not composed of magnetic atoms nor are you composed of metallic atoms.

  • Dean:

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.

  • Cas:

    It is physically impossible to rearrange the English Alphabet.

  • Dean:

    Are you an alien because you just abducted my heart.

  • Cas:

    No, I'm an angel.

  • Dean:

    Are you lost? Because Heaven is a long way's away from here.

  • Cas:

    I know where I am and I know Heaven is far away from Earth, so no, I am not lost.